Next to the hair, tangled beard looks like a hundred-pound gorilla slightly turned to the man: "Welcome back, sir."
"Nice to see you beautiful ladies, hullo evolved over the quarter."
"Thank you, sir," he smiled reporter. "You know, the world woke up this morning, a big shock. Of course, there is now an official explanation in mind that there are a lot of questions. How did these creatures live in front of us, a servant of God appear? The theory of evolution change? Humanity began to do in Istanbul? It asked a lot of questions, and so on. What is your opinion on this issue? "
"I really learned this morning that there is a reality, it can change the main idea of the theory of evolution. What is the main idea of evolution? Humanity may have evolved from apes. But this morning the first age in the wilderness of the people living in these buildings structures, we laid the corner opposite of evolution dieteticians. Of course, I'm an expert on the general evolution would like to say a few things about it. "
"We're listening."
"My theory is, that the people in the morning, by the evening, I always lived in darkness, human evolution can be spent yarasa'dan. Already incorporates many secrets bats. Darvin father was very fond of bats. In fact, some days you just flesh bat raised. To say that man alone bat is currently too early. Because we do not have enough information. Inadequate bilgiylede can not talk, but a lot of trouble the theory of evolution. "
"Thank you, Mr. Mahmoud, Please leave us by. "The reporter turned to the cameraman:" His fame spread to the North Pole with us Mr. Turgut the space scientist. "That brunette man handed the microphone back:
"I just need you, as well as listening to some biased and false rhetoric of Mahmoud Bey, I want to fix," he began. Turgut: "We live in the depths of space as space scientists believe that living beings. This morning, the path of the assets may be lost alien because ... "
"Please give the right information to people" Mahmoud interjected.
"Let's not be political. Not play grandstanding. "Correspondent looked:" These assets can be realized evolution of the bat. "
Turgut angrily shook his head with a sigh: "Wrong," he said looking at the reporter, "The universe is the way anyone can lose a large area, such as. These assets will probably have to go to an alien planet to earth stuck beings. "
"Palavras alien disoriented," he mocked Mahmoud, "Darwin, the father hears them, probably spent laughing ... For example, evolution, Darwin, the father findings of the aliens are very nice. According to Darwin, the Father, the so-called alien beings, in fact, to complete the evolution of birds or other animals. "
Mahmoud spoke, Turgut inanamayan Mahmut eyes staring.
"Well, based on what Darwin told them?" Asked a reporter.
"I think I said that on the basis of a tree. Banana tree, leaning back on the theory of Darwin, the father has already said a lot. "
The reporter laughed: "He did not mean, that the alien theory on the basis of what evidence?"
"Once you get that straight right, like a detective evidence for Darwin's theory of father would not have called every word. Based on the observations would have given examples. Said that this theory also gave some examples. For example, birds flying beings, aliens flying beings. Are the wings of birds, there are uzaylılarında wings ... "
"There is no wing of aliens," he interjected sharply Turgut: "They can fly with the aid of a tool. There is also a rumor that even very interesting in this regard. Rumor has it, the aliens taught the people to air. Even the aliens come to earth once in a lifetime drank coffee. Our Turkish scientists in the space provided the name of the alien-Jafar-. Of course, these rumors have never spilled formality. "
"Hell, are you kidding?" Said Mahmoud Turgut: "Formally, the evolution that is spent. No airplane aliens taught to do something, you do not know what you're saying. "The reporter continued looking at the words." Darwin, the father-Maymunlaşma-dermis people like this raving. "
"No, unfortunately there are people who speak without knowledge. Already there is no such thing as evolution. I know one of evolution, evolution of my neighbor's daughter. "
Mahmoud shaking his hand, "Come out of there," he said, "You know what the theory of evolution. For example, an event that took place let me tell you, walking down the street one day the Monkey Darwin the father saw his hand in his pocket. Said to go to the monkey, and you'll soon be people like me. Then you come to visit. Anyway, after two weeks of break, the evolution of Darwin's father's side came to a man with some new completed. 'Father, do you recognize me?' He said. Darwin's father: 'could not' count the man: 'I saw the monkey,' he said with a grin, 'Come back when you say Human or'. On top of that Darwin's father, the man next to the scissors shaved from head to toe. Then I had sat next to, 'Now you look like a man saying' laughter after a workout ciddileşerek: 'Teach in the best way the accuracy of the theory of evolution. Do not monkey contempt for his brothers' gave advice to a thousand of. Then suddenly disappeared. Even if the theory of evolution there has been evidence of this event. "
***
I went with them to the event a little more interesting. Reporters and guests to each other as if to say Who is this guy eyebrows, made eye movement. In the end: "Sir," said the reporter an angry voice, "we're on the air, please stand in front of the camera."
"Look, I want to give you information on some issues."
"Who are you?" Said the reporter
"Eyewitness."
"When did you see?"
"In fact, I saw a week ago. I was so scared I looked like flying. One of them looked me officially scared shitless, "I looked at the camera, maybe the idea is that waved. Cameraman, hand movement in terms of what my son did yapýyo. The reporter made a face. "" You say beyond my data considered accurate for the moment. Please stand in front of the camera .. "
"Why do you not accept the right?" He was thrown Turgut, "proved to be an alien?"
Turgut Mahmud answer came: "Smurfs easier than figuring out his village to find, even here, while this witness is not clear what shape evolved to believe. Darwin, the father often faced by such people there is no confidence in the monkeys. "
The reporter's face turned to me: "Thank you very much for the information you provided. See you later. "Unpublish pointed me to leave the eyes."Stand in the place not wanted, ma'am," I stepped in front of the camera
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