Girl, some sections of the novel called Life.6

After that time has not taken anyone talk to anyone. The principal's voice broke the silence that alert you to the meeting. I'm glad to hear the sound of the principal for the first time. The manager also noticing the tension between them led us into the meeting room. We are scattered on the table in two groups.





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The server came to us very soon, "What happened to you today, ağlatamadınız servant of God?" Laughing group eyed, "I would like to let you know my food."

"The restaurant food was very" I said, "Come now, you ısmarlıyayım a world food."

The server started to laugh: "No cheap to get rid of it, do not have the program for tomorrow is Saturday. I want to feast on fish in the throat. Tomorrow everyone will be ready on two's. "

Sonya eagerly: "There is no program on Saturday and Sunday, lest problems of money will it be the case?" He asked.

"I do not have any problems. Money to be paid for every day, but do not cry rating not you bring the last period. I do not know the candidates or the like Asuman walk on the throw shoes or something. Make plenty of swearing. A little more violence would increase the dose of the year, let's be the most watched program ". He stood up, "See you tomorrow," he came out Room with. We also went to the restaurant and again into two groups in two groups scattered tables.

Asuman out loud: "There are people who do not like me, but as the program management Asuman make everyone says," he touched. "Make obscenities, insults, eat, make the infamous fight, so please be as brief says Asuman program management" retorted Crochet.

Laughed with a group.

"We would offend offended do not. But you are brought into the gossip and separation. Have your own toys around your body below the belt using the men. "

"You're wrong, Asuman," said Ilker, a feisty voice: "We are here to comply with the structure of thought. You've made the right decision ispatlıyorsun jealous of how much an image by drawing. "

Oya'yla Sonya İlker'i stood up and applauded. Crochet loudly: "We think we're dirty, washed in detergent'd think we'd like the immaculate," he was told,

Asuman nervously as he stood up and in a sarcastic tone of voice: "insects that create headaches uğraşamıyacağım, I'm going to my room," he threw words.

Ridvan nervously tried to stand up, but İlker'le Mahmoud, holding Rıdvan'ı shoulder blocked.





"Shame on you Ridvan," he reproached Nurhayat "I almost got up and chastise her." Asuman'ı took grips. We went after them. The other group continued to talk.

Depressed, she went to the restaurant in the morning. Sonya'yla restaurant Oya, whispering a secret. Asuman did not the first time to the restaurant. Called out to me that my food Ranked # Crochet: "Hayrettin a minute, will you come? One thing to ask. "

I turned my hand to that side with tray. I went with them. Oya stood by and waited for what to say. Sonya jokingly: "Have a seat, or, yemiyeceğiz you, do not be afraid," he reproached. Showed the chair next to his hand "Come on, sit down."

In which I sat down. Curiously I looked Oya'ya. I thought it was wrong to do Asuman'la gossip about Oya, "Where is sore, you know?" He asked with a smile. I showed my hand my throat. "Here," I smiled. Both of them laughed. Sonya laughter settle down, "This is a joke, what a pleasant way," he planted a kiss on my cheek.

I said, "This is what a lovely kiss, saying," I took my lip Sonya's cheek, but this time a lush sound "Slowly," he roared, "It does not leave an empty men in two minutes."

Asuman understood that the owner of the sound. I pulled myself back. Getting up, "I'm gonna go crying shame removing the" I whispered. Crochet shook his head, "You're right, the ignominy of the work force." Ridvan the table Ranked tray that came to us "what it Hayrettin, sit down, there is nothing çekinecek."

I Rıdvan'a smile: "Other than the hi friends I have not already plenty of talk about where we're going." Our group sat down next to go. Suratlarıyla me fall in love with all of them looking at me as if waiting for clarification. I was a pause occurs in the work environment on behalf of the joke laugh shot: "What's that, I hope the Sea of ​​Marmara ship did not sink." Group looked at, but did not laugh, "I accept worse."

Asuman "Hayrettin," he raised his voice, "you know is not good to dissemble. Make a decision now. "

Sonya finished Asuman cinsliğine promise, "Hayrettin, throat puns that come here again Do it," he called. I look at the smile on that side.

"We rely on you to no avail," said Asuman "Do it from us puns throat."

"I wondered if I was sore the following puns, do we laugh at," said Ajda.

I started to explain the joke, but it made the sign of Asuman cut his hand. Multiple shouted "Lan you kidding us?"

"The wave is the sea say," I've been;

Batches of the group rose-Ya patience-word.

Sonya again, "Come here, Hayrettin, İlker'in laughing under his joke will listen."

"Have you decided?" Asuman looking at me suspiciously.

"Okay, I'm with you, let's do it, we joke."

Asuman patiently shook his head with a sigh: "Today we're not going to face them ..."

"Two hundred and let us then" I do not eat dememle Asuman'dan was a slap.

"Lan us, are you kidding?" He cried, "Two minutes, I sat with the girls was a hell."

Nurhayat the anger was told: "You Did not you take some kind of drug Hayrettin?"

"I have made two jokes for God's sake what is this?" He parladım.

"Hayrettin blame you," she called Sonya "roses us to come here."

I smiled looking at Sonya, and then I turned my face to our group. In a quiet manner, "Please, everybody calm down," I said. "North Korea, South Korea came back, I was."

I started to eat dinner in front of me did not come to answer to anybody angry. Last Nurhayat my back on that thick throat bite, hit "Slow down! You're gonna drown. "Started coughing.

"Lan blew everywhere!" Asuman started to hit my back as it gets revenge.

"Asuman stop, I'm gonna die" diyebildim just barely.

Asuman my back hit the cut. A wry smile: "God, do not stick, but Asuman servant," he said.

"We have servants of God Hayrettin more elegant, yamacıma come." Oya voice over instant pleasure. I did not let my voice to relay the Asuman'ın insanity.





In the meantime, the restaurant server, a pleasant voice echoed: "Everyone ready?"

Sonya: "Everybody's ready," he replied. "But it is not coming to Asuman head ache."

The server looked up in surprise Asuman'a. Asuman suddenly leapt up. A thrilling voice: "I do not know, but I'm waiting for today since dün'den" he said.

The server came to cheer, "Come on, then, as today, there are free enjoyment of fish have not eaten since last night."

"Ismarlayalımda with us there is no money," said Mahmoud "Then I go to those places yıkamayalım the dishes." The server's smile grew "No, my dears, all costs will fall day your money."

"Already we are three-penny money, one meets the bill altogether we get out of your debt." It's my word came to support the band.

Sonya came to me: "My money Hayrettin'den the final," he said. "Ha received three cents, huh zero cents. Meanwhile, there is no difference. "

I slept on the foot gentleman's dead. Raising my chest: "Here I am meeting the cost of all the women," he raised my voice.

Sonya hugged me: "Here is a gentleman, sir. I wish everyone though, as Hayrettin. "Men in the group looked at a pointed face.

Ridvan: "A real gentleman, sexual discrimination," he threw words. "Even though the women Hayrettin'in will cringe."

"Semi gentleman's say we call it" Sonya threw a kiss on the cheek.

The intention is obviously Asuman'ı frenzy. Already Asuman'da was shaking his fist in disgust looking at us.

"Come on, time to move." Server returned back: "Our goal is the Sea of ​​Marmara, the starter, the starter!" Walking in the style of the military began to walk.

We have become a laughing after that we went to the server. Gate in front of the van waiting for us to come up and one by one we began to ride. The program's small size van is trapped in the space opened to each other. Asuman my right, on my left was Sonya. Officially fucked!

"Driver's brother," I called out: "The road is long is it?"

Returned to the back of the half-smiled and said: "It's a long, you go ahead." His last words to say the words in a meaningful pressed. Asuman witch bakacağımda me enjoy myself there. Ilker Rıdvan'la two in front of me, took the middle of Oya flickering. And I'm in the middle of gunpowder with fire. And Sonya cinsliğine: "Hayrettin, a little more yaklaşsana my side says,".

Asuman kopartırcasına hand by pulling the flesh murmured: "Do not you, huh?"

This road ends. Sonya put her hand on my shoulder: "What is it Hayrettin of the color taken," he said out of spite "I hope you do not have a problem!"

I've looked at Sonya forced smile, "I suppose Road kept an allergic condition, now passes."

"Crochet" Sonya shouted: "Why do not you sit with us. Hayrettin'in some assets have an allergic disease. "

Crochet Asuman'ın although they knew meant, "How assets, dear?" He asked.

"Such a sticky, even if he sees you come you ignore it, so understood here," laughed Oya'yla. I could not look askance even Asuman'a. I already showed rapid breathing should not be looking at the exchange, at least for the time being. Download Sonya's hand grabbed my hand my shoulder. Made a pitiful smile in his face, "Hang on, I know it's hard, but we also have to endure."

I looked at askance and wondering Asuman'a. Asuman staring at me unblinkingly. I was noticing my eyes turned slowly in front of me again

"Women say," he half-turned to the back of the server "may have been a little small Van, but even so found it hard to believe. So you probably do not enjoy free fish given up at work. "

"Unfortunately, there Hayrettin'in allergic to some of the assets," said Sonya. "I fell to the left of a coincidence that monster."

"Actually, that assets need to put down this throat, he at Istanbul's irrelevant," said Crochet. Eyebrow, eye movements showed Asuman'ı on the sly.

The server began to realize the situation. Nevertheless, the work struck a joke: "Hayrettin, I'd say be careful, because you can spend evolution."

"A werewolf that account, saying," Ridvan joined the conversation.

"No, Darwin-style look like a man."

"That's right, Darwin, evolution is considered to look like," he laughed, Ridvan.

Everybody's out of place. I looked Asuman'a courageous media is softened. Asuman staring at me unblinkingly:

"Asuman, you'll answer is angry jokes?" Bringing the right hand in front of your eyes, nodded to the left;

Asuman: "Hayrettin, what are you doing!" He muttered between his teeth. I downloaded my hand and smiled, "I thought I was sleeping with your eyes open."

"Guys," he cried, Sonya "Hayrettin, but sleeping with eyes open Asuman'ın said," Oya'ya winked.

"I know some animals sleep with eyes open" Crochet smile increased.

"Crochet" said Ilker, "Some people get fancy, he sleeps with eyes open."

"I do not know him well, I know, there are men trying to close his eyes to look at her face," he laughed server.

"That all men are expected," he said Nurhayat angrily, "I even saw wearer of sunglasses in the rain."

Ridvan smiling, "One hundred eighty-second page of the book in a way that peep art from the fourth line, writes," he was laid.

"You memorized the book," he hesitated, laughing. "This is where books are sold?"

Ridvan smiled wickedly, "You win some experience on Sonya, then I will give you instructions." Sonya suddenly looked at me "Do not you, huh?" He roared, "Now, turn around." In front of me the way I am "In fact, the dress was available to learn," he murmured.





Server: "I suppose the rear-view mirror in the car were made for this purpose," he threw words out. "He's the reason I have not done that purpose, using the" Ridwan said, looking at the Server, "five of my car rear view mirror, everyone says, what is it? And I say, sometimes with five cars at the same time going back! "

Crochet Rıdvan'ın slightly hit on the shoulder: "Are you a pervert?"

"But do you mean going on at the same time five women," said the server, laughing. Enjoy it did not say. "Five-way peep the art of the car, a good idea."

"Brother," said the driver returned to the right half Rıdvan'a, "My full twenty people. Now explain to people how it taktırsam twenty rearview mirror? "Just returned from the front. Ridvan laughing out loud, "It's so not the place for abartırsan dolmus customers," he said.

"Twenty-one even put your rear view mirror you need to be at least ten of the artificial eye surgery," he continued espri'yi server.

Crochet: "Damn, bro," he plunged into the crash course into affection. "Three men get together, the subject is always the same."

We Oya'ya men began to laugh. In the meantime, the driver "Everyone begins to prepare for," he was announcing. "Gentlemen, ladies," he said. Crochet a serious voice, "we make sure the fish lengthwise, right?" Has reviewed the Group.

"Money give it up, of course, you'll note that the length of the fish," he said Ilker. Crochet angry sighed, "I did not mean it." His voice was full of reproach, "I say that the fish caught before the season."

"For example, how many inches of fish is?"

"Sixty, I heard."

"Sixty-inch anchovies, probably because the whale passes through the menu." Said a mocking voice server. Crochet shook his head as if in reproach. Ridvan: "If we go by the logic of Oya went hungry today," he sang. Rhetorical purpose I started talking with a grin, "Crochet drew attention to an environmental problem, I think, why can not we have sixty-six-inch fish problem?"

Crochet frowned, Sonya struck me on the shoulder and the rest laughed.

"I just wish, though Crochet" he muttered Ridvan.

"That's right," said the server, such as a new thing he remembered, "I also have experts."

"Experts do not stop bitching looked at the woman, saying, at least for the season are caught before they save themselves," he laughed. Ilker;

"Though I have ever had-these fish are small, do not eat-not seen the woman said. Conversely reminded-What, my dear, eat a serving-"said the woman came to the scene all the time," he Yasin was thrown.



"God, tell me one thing," I once came to the scene, "said Ridwan. "She pulled out her bag ruler and measured the fish. When it comes to fish and fifty-one inches inches nothing happens-"and downed the fish appetite."

"Allah said anything," he of'ladı Oya, "No, I'm telling you pity the animals."

Ridvan: "I would like to eat fish sntimlik face, but not divine justice," he tried to emerge on top as olive oil.

"Wait out the season is already not be a problem."

"Season, wait, dying donkey to die," said Ridwan slightly shaking his hand.

Rıdvan'a ciddileştirerek looked at the face of the server. Gravely, "In fact, Crochet telling the truth," he said, "The fish at least sixty inches, bring cheaper as defective."

Ridvan, such as the server was serious. Gave all his attention to the Server, "It's telling the truth, the result of scientific research. If there is even one in the women's magazine take with us as evidence. "Oya'ya looking grinned.

Crochet leaned back wearily. Sighed patiently.

"Well, Crochet, bat at length much?" He asked filth.

Answered without looking at me: "Thirty feet or something?"

"Whoa," he suddenly raised my voice, the driver shouted: "Driver's brother, Do you have a women's magazine?"

"No way yienim Is?" The driver tried to magazine hidden compartments.

"Hell, maybe not understood that the dragon" and the driver took his magazine "Crochet So, what is the length of pigeon?"

Crochet sighed: "Three yards or something?"

"You're wrong, dear!" He was thrown Sonya, "must be seven feet."

"Okay, shut up," said server "do not read women's magazine More!"

Driver's eyes on the road separating murmured: "Last night I read something very mysterious going through women's magazine."

"What is it? G-spot or something? "Server mocking and winked at us with a face. The driver did not break the seriousness, "No, man, nothing like that." Turned his face to the server: "Some of the women who gossip called the spirit of a woman doing that together." His back: "Even the female spirit, the women's surroundings, giving news about the unknown."

We laughed out loud. Ridvan a sarcastic tone of voice: "It's a mysterious condition," he said. Server: "Never mind the spirit of women in this" 90, 60, 90 "Ridvan what's going on?" He asked in a voice mocking.

Ridvan sarcasm in his voice, realizing the server told us, "women made their own, including a survey of the average of the general body of the woman." As if surprised by the server nodded: "So we have seen on television and in real life, including fat women in this study?"

"No, sir, they did not include them because it is a scientific research. Or science ", 110, 120, 100" course in a number such as that which remains in the woman's confidence in science? "

Yasin began to speak as it does announce, "One hundred and twenty female using a scientific study, the average of the general body of a woman 90, 60, 90, learned that. However, as a result of a group of married men carried the judiciary. On top of this the investigation, the body of women who test ortalamasının160, 150, 120 as was learned that a number of strange. "

He cursed, threw her bag Nurhayat finished talking about Yasin.

Oya, the "science can not afford to find the size of your belly!" He shouted. Oya'ya next Ridvan hugged, "Indeed, there is a scientific research on this issue in general, I can not say men have a belly button." Oya's use of hard pulled his hand.

"I'm already pregnant woman's belly belly swelling of the event, compare event." Server Rıdvan'la palms hit each other.

"Of course, no one is a very sensitive issue dares to tell the truth. As a result the risk of abortion in which the state can afford to bulk it? "He continued espri'yi Ridvan. Crochet Rıdvan'ın punched on the head. In the meantime, the driver: "Everyone can go down," he pushed me to announce when you have made Sonya, "Come on, let's go If you do not currently dolmus gonna Asuman'dan ambitions," he said